How do you know when you have to much time on your hands?

This is an email I honestly received from work this morning.  As soon as I finished peeing my pants laughing, I decided it was to good to keep to myself...

Subject:  Automatic External Defibrillators (AED) Maintenance

To all employees,

It has come to our attention that some well meaning individuals have been inspecting the AED's which are mounted throughout our facilities, to ensure their "workability".

We appreciate your concern for the well being of your fellow co-workers and in taking the time, to do these inspections. Each AED is currently on a monthly and annual inspection cycle. These official inspections are performed by our Facilities Maintenance Technicians, who have had the proper training on what to inspect the units for.

I would ask those of you, who are concerned with the proper function of the AEDs, to simply check the inspection tag which is mounted to the outside, of the cabinet, which holds the AED.

Please do not open the cabinet nor remove the AED from the cabinet to perform an inspection.

How would you write this email without peeing your pants laughing?

Also, isn't sending this email just planting ideas in your mind?  Now I want to go find the defibulators!

Here is the image I have of the individuals who "ensure their 'workability'".